Career Opportunity: Knight Required

Are you courageous, honourable
And chivalrous?
Do you enjoy wearing metal suits
And enjoy being called Sir?
Then this could be the job for you.

Your duties will include
Wielding a sword, jousting
And clanking about.

Preference will be given
To those candidates
Who come equipped
With their own warhorse and squire.

If you think you’ve got what it takes
Turn up for an interview
And show us what you can do.

NB Candidates will be left
To fight it out amongst themselves.
Castle Management accepts no responsibility
For loss of life or limb.

Bernard Young

(this was read out at a meeting I was at recently and provided us with a brief but much needed laughter break, so I thought I’d share it)